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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not broke.
You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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