ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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