ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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