ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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