ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "my For You page knows me so well".
It knows you're awake and lonely at 2 a.m. That's not a gift. That's data.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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