ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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