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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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