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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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