ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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