ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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