ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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