ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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