ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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