ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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