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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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