ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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