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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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