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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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