ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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