ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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