ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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