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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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