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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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