ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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