ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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