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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "speak your truth".
Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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