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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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