ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The return to office is completely optional.
So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet there you are, ranked 41st. They're "reviewing" 41st.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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