ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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