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You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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