ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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