ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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