ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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