ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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