ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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