ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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