ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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