ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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