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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
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- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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