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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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