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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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