ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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