ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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