ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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