ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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