ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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