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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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