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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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