ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move.
Your audience is very engaged. Just not with lifting a sofa.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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