ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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